I think we can all agree that Konosuba is God’s blessing to this world! Kazuma is simply the best! We have hand-picked 23 Konosuba quotes which everyone is bound to love!
For those who don’t know what Konosuba is about or have not had the privilege of watching it yet, I’ve included a video below for the first episode!
Konosuba is adapted from a light novel and is a literal parody of the isekai genre.
This list will include quotes from the following Konosuba characters;
- Aqua
- Dullahan (Headless Knight)
- Eris
- Kazuma Satou
- Lalatina Dustiness Ford “Darkness”
- Megumin
- Yunyun
Check out the first episode of Konosuba on this video from Crunchyroll Collections!
Table of Contents
23. I’m currently learning in a parallel world…
There is never a better feeling than turning on your favourite MMORPG (Black Desert Online for me) and learning new skills or doing new things!
“I’m currently learning in a parallel world… The workings of its society, what it is to be human, and what it means to be alive. It makes me grateful that all the wonderful events transpiring here make me grow as a person. I’m so grateful, it makes me tear up.”
– Kazuma Satou
22. I wanted to adventure with those girls a little longer
We have all felt this way when good things have come to an end.
“It appears that I was unexpectedly fond of that good-for-nothing world that I thought I hated… I wanted to adventure with those girls a little longer.”
– Kazuma Satou
21. Th-There wasn’t any deeper meaning behind that
Way to make it obvious Yunyun!
“It’ll be fine as long as I’m with you! Th-There wasn’t any deeper meaning behind that, by the way!”
– Yunyun
20. Who’s the screw-loose imbecile
Probably one of my favourite moments in Season 1… “WHO KEEPS FIRING EXPLOSION MAGIC AT MY CASTLE EVERY SINGLE DAY?”.
“Who’s the screw-loose imbecile who keeps firing explosion magic at my castle every single day?!”
– Dullahan (Headless Knight)
19. Any gullible fool who gets tricked has himself to blame
Kazuma makes me laugh so much – he is genuinely the best.
“It’s survival of the fittest in this world. Any gullible fool who gets tricked has himself to blame.”
– Kazuma Satou
18. You never show any mercy, do you
Even Darkness can get sad when it comes to Kazuma.
“There are times when I’d like some genuine praise, too. You never show any mercy, do you, Kazuma?”
– Lalatina Dustiness Ford “Darkness”
17. Milady
Kazuma, the ladies man.
“My wish is for your happiness, milady.”
– Kazuma Satou
16. My name is Yunyun!
Yunyun and Megumin are best girls! Drop a comment if you agree!
“My name is Yunyun! An arch wizard and master of advanced magic! She who will one day lead the Crimson Demons!”
– Yunyun
15. I absolutely have to check it out!
Literally a *Plays Skyrim for 5 seconds* moment
“If I’m going to a world where magic exists, I absolutely have to check it out!”
– Kazuma Satou
14. A knight must never run away
Darkness is the pinnacle of loyal!
“A knight must never run away, no matter how mighty the enemy.”
– Lalatina Dustiness Ford “Darkness”
13. Most women would cry
Don’t mess with Megumin!
“Most women would cry if you said what was on your mind without holding back.”
– Megumin
12. An exception!
An exception, this is exactly what it is!
“I-I understand! An exception! I’ll deem this an exception! I’ll open the gate right now!”
– Eris
11. You are supposed to be some game otaku shut-in
Aqua, why you gotta be like that?
“You are supposed to be some game otaku shut-in. Why are you so reliable?”
– Aqua
10. You may do as you please with my body
Don’t think you can mess with this girls heart!
“You may do as you please with my body, but don’t think you’ll be free to do as you please with my heart!”
– Lalatina Dustiness Ford “Darkness”
9. Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength
Do you desire the forbidden strength? It’s almighty!
“Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength, which is so almighty, I’ve been ostracized by the entire world”
– Megumin
8. To tell you the truth
Apparently it’s not as good as you imagine it to be!
“To tell you the truth, Heaven isn’t the dreamy place you all imagine it to be.”
– Aqua
7. I yearn for true gender equality
Kazuma knows what’s good.
“I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone ‘not being a man’ when it’s convenient.”
– Kazuma Satou
6. Then show me thine resolve
Probably one of the best character introductions!
“Then show me thine resolve to peer into the ultimate abyss with me!”
– Megumin
5. Both my duty and my honour!
Darkness for queen!
“Protecting the livelihoods of my countrymen is both my duty and my honour!”
– Lalatina Dustiness Ford “Darkness”
4. Thank goodness
Are you sure Kazuma?
“Thank goodness. That means my death wasn’t in vain.”
– Kazuma Satou
3. Explosion!!
I don’t know how Dullahan will feel about this one, I won’t lie.
“Explosion!!”
– Megumin
2. Make the best out of a bad situation!
Remember everyone, always make the best out of a bad situation!
“Like they say: make the best of a bad situation!”
– Aqua
1. You’re the first human
Kazuma is just unlucky!
“You’re the first human to die in such a bizarre way.”
– Aqua
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Conclusion
Regardless of how you may feel about the isekai genre, Konosuba is a must watch! It’s a perfect show to put on in the background and relax to.
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